Rodney Dangerfield, ca. 1974

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    1. “A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.”

    2. I yelled at him once while working in a hospital. Wasn’t my patient but he was badgering the nurses to leave. I reprimanded him and told him to go back to his room, and he sadly trundled back.

      I turned to my supervisor and said “gosh, that guy looked a lot like Rodney Dangerfield”.

    3. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

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    4. Mediumofmediocrity on

      I asked my wife why she never tells me when she’s having an orgasm, and she said, “Because you’re never around.”

    5. Based on the Cadillac and it’s license plate this picture was taken in NYC in the early eighties. Not California in 1974.

    6. I won a four day trip to Puerto Rico, I got off the boat and asked they guy what I should do during the night. He said I don’t care just stay the hell out of Puerto Rico!

    7. anachronology on

      “When I was born my mom said, “Oh, what a treasure!” and my dad said, “Yeah, let’s bury it!”

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